I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”
*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”
check out zefrank’s channel, he made more of those and all sorts of other beautiful videos! like my friend and I would quote the hedgehog one all the time back in the day, good times
i love this man
Y'all mind if I praise God real quick ?
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
A character from the book (and superb film adaptation) Holes. She helped this guy out in a time of need, and put a curse on him when he was too selfish to think of her in return. That curse lasted for four generations.
You don’t mess with Madame Zeroni!
i spotted a little leprechaun outside my house today!!!!
happy saint patrick’s day!
Finally, an obnoxious truck window decal I can get behind.
a look inside my college textbook (x)
Who animated me to one of my fav songs?
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday